Sometimes, though, you need a little help thinking of weird things to say to people.
Hearing stories about an eccentric relative is a great way to pass the time.
You're ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° dead, ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°.
If they aren't interested now, they will be soon.
Spending time with you is the best use of time.
You can have my heart or we can share it like the last slice.